Your iphone is about to get hundreds of new emojis. The tech giant quietly updated its iphone helper with a slew of new gags earlier this month, an. Siri allows you to control your iphone 5 with just your voice no memorizing strict commands or talking artificially. Here is a list with questions that you can ask her and receive funny. May 18, 2014 sure, siri can take dictation and give directions, play a requested song and call up a particular email. First iphone 12 pro max leak reveals an iphone 5like design and smaller notch. Friend future gay guess what harry potter holidays humor iphone 4 iphone 5 iphone 5c iphone 5s jokes knock knock. Here are some things you can say to siri to get funny answers. She has several responses this query, including, i ought my friend an elephant for his room. Under settingsgeneral there is no siri and when i hold down the home button it brings up voice control but not siri.
Apple appears to have recently updated siri on iphone, ipad, mac, and. Apple updates and adds responses to siri all the time, so its worth posing new questions to see what. Apple appears to have recently updated siri on iphone, ipad, mac, and homepod with a slew of new jokes to tell. May 16, 20 call up this list of funny things to ask siri and youll be rofl in no time. Siri jokes a place for iphone 4s geek to laugh about. Ask siri whether you should take the blue pill or the red. If i ask for a ball game score, she replies with the right answer. Due to its own limitations and misinterpretations, siri can produce a response albeit not that often that comes up as a joke in the end. She laughed, i laughed, alexa laughed, siri laughed. This is a place where you can make your original siri jokes and share it to the facebook community.
Dec 18, 2015 here are some things you can say to siri to get funny answers. We aplle promised huge improvements in siri and i have not seen them. If you ask siri to tell you a joke, shell quickly comply. Siri is supposed to do everything a personal assistant. Jul 10, 2019 siri might not respond verbally if your device is muted or voice feedback is turned off. It went onto become viral, and even got the tumblr treatment every meme gets.
We have an extensive collection of funny questions to ask siri and some of the best siri jokes. Though siri, the digital voice assistant built into apples iphones and ipads, is very. On your iphone, ipad, or ipod touch, remove screen protectors, films, or cases that cover the microphones, then ask siri a question. Based on reports on twitter and from macrumors readers, the. As of a few days ago she has vanished and i cant find her even in settings anywhere.
While youre on the siri screen, try to increase the volume level on your device. If siri doesnt hear you correctly or doesnt respond when you ask a question, make sure your microphones are working. What do you call an iphone that isnt kidding around. Based on reports on twitter and from macrumors readers, the new jokes started. Apples siri digital assistant is starting to show its age by reeling off a bunch of dad jokes. Apr 11, 2018 apple appears to have recently updated siri on iphone, ipad, mac, and homepod with a slew of new jokes to tell. How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iphone x. Siri is an intelligent personal assistant and was integrated into iphone 4s back in 2010. Nov 09, 2011 siri jokes a place for iphone 4s geek to laugh about.
Every time your iphone vibrates, thats me doing the jitterbug. Siri jokes siri your personal iphone assistant view my complete profile. If your iphone is black and youre making siri do tasks for you youre pretty much saying slavery was ok. Siri was one of the last features i tried using on my iphone 5 because, quite honestly, i am a power user for all technological devices and i can type and navigate super fast.
Call up this list of funny things to ask siri and youll be rofl in no time. Any price and availability information displayed on relevant amazon sites, as applicable at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product. There are more than enough pop culture references and cheeky comments to question the voice assistant all day. Even those who dont own an iphone or ipad know about siri, a smart voice powered apples assistant. Yes siri is available on the new iphones, ipod touches and ipad air and mini. Today you can almost ask siri anything and she will give you an answer. Siri is undoubtedly the best increment to the new iphone revision. Oct 16, 2011 after the iphone 4s went on sale to the public, siris humor became widely known with multiple screenshots of siris funny responses doing the rounds on twitter. As of may 20, siri is available on iphone 4s, iphone 5, the latest ipad with retina display, the ipad mini, and the fifthgeneration ipod touch. Even those who dont own an iphone or ipad know about siri, a smart voicepowered apples assistant.
One of my daughters favorite things to do with siri on my iphone, besides rename me all sorts of ridiculous names, is to ask it questions. But if you want to know what you can ask siri, then there are a surprising number of things that she can do. Given that siri is pretty useless, it is no lost to me. Apples siri just learned a bunch of hilarious dad jokes.
If you want to experience siri s comedy chops, here are loads of funny questions to ask siri and a few statements that will elicit a comical response. Jan 14, 2017 aside from the apparent knockknock jokes and similar setups question about rival products such as microsofts cortana are bound to get a snarky reply, siri does it in two ways and both are equally funny. Apple iphone jokes 1 why are iphone chargers not called. My wife asked me why i was whispering at home, i said that i was worried that mark zuckerberg was listening. After the iphone 4s went on sale to the public, siris humor became widely known with multiple screenshots of siris funny responses doing the rounds on twitter. While siri has been unofficially ported to other ios devices, this is not officially approved or recommended by apple. Siri jokes and answers siri jokes funny jokes and insults. Siri tips for using siri on the iphone 5 and ios 6. Mar 08, 2017 siri is an intelligent personal assistant on your iphone.
Funny things to ask siri, from jokes to easter eggs ios tips. Say, hey siri, make me laugh, working out in the top secret fitness lab with apple watch. Siri has always been able to tell a joke or two, but it appears that apple has programmed the voice assistant to serve up a whole slew of new puns. We have an extensive collection of funny questions to ask siri and some of the. Someone thinks siri is smart, but it does some stupid and hilarious things as well. Siri is an intelligent personal assistant on your iphone. How to set up siri siri is smart, but shes not psychic. Based on reports on twitter and from macrumors readers, the new jokes started rolling out earlier this month. If i ask he to an an item to my grocery list, she complies. Looking for some tips to using siri on the iphone 5 and ios 6. I have a new iphone 5 and it doesnt seem to have siri.
Sirijokes, some of siris iphone 4s artificial intelligence humor. The siri voice assistant can be very helpful, especially when you arent able to type on your phone, or if something is just easier to say than type. I have been creating the 60 funny things to ask siri iphone series for. If you have been following the news about apple and iphone security, this is hilarious. Siri, apples virtual assistant for the iphone and ipad, has become a useful companion for many users wanting a shortcut to make calls, set. What are some funny things to ask siri on the iphone 5. Siri is apples voice assistant, and appears on the iphone, the ipad, the mac. Human better not do things counting on smartphone too much.
What this application does, is to use user interface that has natural language to make recommendations, answer questions as well as perform actions. The 37 funniest siri jokes of all time best ai assistant. Kappit what are you doing after work today what am i doing. These are just some of the many examples of responses that make actual siri jokes.
It works great, but each time siri confirms the timer she adds a humorous quip from a short list. Sure, siri can take dictation and give directions, play a requested song and call up a particular email. Everybody knows what an iphone is, but did you know about siri. Just hold down the home button, or head to settings and turn on siri. Iphone 5 supports siri the release date for iphone 5 was on september 21st 2012, the iphone was first available in the united states, united kingdom, canada, france, germany, australia, japan, hong kong.
Wsj spoke to one of siris co founders about the quirky side of siri. Oct 25, 20 i bought the 5s yesterday going to send in the 5 for a trade in both are on the latest ios system updated last night but why is it that the siri on my brand new 5s sounds incredibly robotic. Providing some information about yourself will help her carry out commands, like call. Top comment its easy to use especially the siri featurei was wandering through the best buy website on green monday and found the iphone 7 for one dollar i could not believe my eyes i immediately ran to the store and purchase the phone my husband and i have been playing with our phones and learning the phones every since this is a great price. Ill go as your plus one, and your plus 2, and plus 3, and plus 5. Still, the beauty of it is that siri offers multiple responses to the same. Ask the right questions, and youll get amusing answers. If siri doesnt respond, connect a headset with a microphone, like earpods or airpods, then ask siri a question and see if siri responds. I activated my phone today and did a restore from my old iphone 4. I screamed hey siri to my iphone not thinking it would work but to my surprise she heard me. Apples siri voice assistant learns dozens of new dad jokes. Well i have an iphone 4s with siri and i was wondering if anyone knows what funny things i can say to it. Siri, apples virtual assistant for the iphone and ipad, has become a useful companion for many users wanting a shortcut to make calls, set alarms or open apps.
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